morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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novas-grimoire:

wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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(Source: wikatiepedia)

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Nostalgia is a
dirty liar
that insists things
were better
than they seemed.
Michelle K., I Can’t Stop Questioning It. (via taiheiyo)

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In order for Tumblr to change their policy…Reblog if you want the 250 post limit to be removed.

hitlerthestripper:

theydontbelieveher:

blueeyedintelligence:

ask-hazy:

REBLOG LIKE AN ULTIMATE DIGIMON

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

nope sorry no more reblogs cause we’ve all hit POST LIMIT GODDAMMIT

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thediaryofthewallflower:

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

Works the same with boyfriend

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slutty-bones:

Every single day, it never stops.

slutty-bones:

Every single day, it never stops.

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karlii-vonii:

ooooooooohshit:

draacu:

angelicamls:

o_o

forever reblog

Esta wea la rebloguare foreva

•________• 

(Source: thelandofrapeandhoney)

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randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

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hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

(Source: ezrabot)

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mattsmit:

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mattsmit:

Please like/reblog if you’re going to use!

Rules:

  • Do not claim as your own
  • Edit as much as you want
  • Keep credit intact
  • Do not redistribute

Features:

  • 160x160px square icons
  • Circular icons when hovered
  • Header with title and ask and dash link
  • Hover icon for individual information including description, url and name
  • Small cursor
  • 4 icons per row
  • 3-4 lines of description look best

For any problems with installing please feel to message me.

  • To start a new row copy from <tr><td> to </tr></td> and paste it before </table> each time.
  • The first row has been done for you to give you an idea
If there is any problem please feel free to message me
LIVE PREVIEW | CODE

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